May 2013
thidisolve:
The sad moment when you realize how alone you actually are. No one ever messages you on Facebook first or texts you first or anything. So it gets to the point where you don’t want to put in the effort with people who don’t put in any effort for you, so you end up spending your life at home, never going anywhere.
Miss Piggy On Beauty
fearfullymade-locs:
thedameloves:
homeisaheartbeat:
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
And this:
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary...
Watchagentbartowski:
Teen Wolf Full Season 2 Gag Reel
All rights go to respective owners and what not. I own literally nothing.
You’re welcome.
hitlervevo:
hitlervevo:
today i learned that you can text the police if you’re dead
NO NO NO I MEANT IF YOU’RE DEAF OMFG
subtweet:
more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”
queen-dandelion:
there should be like a strip club only with hot dads in good shoes with their legs propped up on tables sipping coffee and staring at you over the tops of their glasses when you walk in
goddamn i would lose so much money
peregr1ne:
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
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